Sunday, July 20, 2008

My weekend

Of pure debauchery...I have spent two nights in a row out in west hollywood. That's LA's gay and going out area. It is my good friend Manuel's birthday and we had to celebrate like gay men do, cause he's gay. And yes, on the weekends, the bridge and tunnel crowd descend like bees to a honey pot on weho. I went to the abbey, a very popular bar, twice and a gay dance club called Rage-it was asian boy night. I had to go! It has been a while since I saw young sweaty muscles gyrating to drum and bass. Not only do they gyrate, there was this one cheeky go-go dancer that pulled his only piece of 'dance wardrobe' down half past his butt crack, leaned on to a rail, looked back I guess he thought seductively, and started thrusting the ass up. Hmmm...guess this dancer took the 'face down, ass up' literally. Plus if you like his dancing, you give him a dollar. Yes, I patronize wonderful and reputable establishments. And since I did that, I am now good. Yes, they all stuff.

4 comments:

Brent said...

It's good to see as your celebrity grows you still hang out at asian boy night... I think you should have a Chi-Lan Segway you could ride around in the club.

I haven't been clubbing in a while... I bet L.A., New York and Miami have some really great clubs.

DavidRC said...

:o I am shocked Chi-Lan. I thought you spent the weekend at choir practise and Sunday school. I think I'm going to faint......

Dr V said...

Hahaha You're just hilarious Chi-Lan! I can visualize the dancer expressing his "artistic talents" to the sounds of a funky bass and drum beat. And what more can be said about his striking rendition of 'face down, ass up'? Perhaps the music just carried him away, as he relented to those sub-primordial ass-crack gyrations that spawned a nation.

As for you, Chi-Lan...I'm so proud to see those economic stimulus dollars working so hard. My God...preserving the American way of life! When you make the conscious effort to stuff a green-back into the "dance wardrobe" of an American worker, you're keeping this economy growing. I better stop here, because I'm welling-up. haha

Glad to hear your weekend was a helluva lot more exciting than mine! As always, love hearing from you Chi-Lan.

Jimmy OneBlack said...

Three simple words: "My New Haircut". Google-tube it, CL(2), and you're in for a world of hilarity. BTW, thoughts on "Dark Knight"? It kicked my ass 8 ways to Sunday, plus a bag of chips.