Neuro Fuzzy!!!!

I thought my birthday was a complete wash...I mean, what did I do besides spend my birthday with 8 of my closest friends, then karaoke the night away with another 10 friends? Absolutely nothing but ring in my new age smiling, riding bare back on a unicorn to the end of the rainbow. Did I mention the box of kittens I was delivering to an open animal farm? See what I mean? Worthless! Forgettable!

And then it happened...the heavens saw my need for it, and delivered upon me my dream...my new Zojirushi Neuro Fuzzy! It utilizes fuzzy technology. YEAH! Not only is the name the hottest thing to hit my lips since brad pitt's ass, it can cook up many, many different types of rice, from sticky to porridge. Neuro Fuzzy: 1, Brad Pitt: zero!

I love my new little rice cooker. Life is now complete. Excuse me now, I must go dry my eyes. This is true happiness-a new rice cooker. WURD.
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