Tuesday, June 29, 2010


Today I rode a bike for the first time in about 6 years and I wobbled
and almost ate it going down a hill. But it is true, you never forget
how to ride. And I rode today along the Tony Knowles coastal trail in
Anchorage all the way to the airport. That's about 8 miles one way!
Crazy. Anyhow my bike riding ass made it back surprisingly without
slipping down the soft mud of the road into the even muddier grounds
that would eat up a chick like me with a single gulp, and just fell in
live with Alaska. I could live here.....

Monday, June 28, 2010

Portage glacier

Today I am glacier trekking. And it began with a visit to Portage
Glacier. My friend's friend Erica is rolling with her 4-year old son,
Alex, so I guess I am also her friend and rolling with a small human
in tow. Anyhow, looking at this beautiful backdrop in Alaska does not
stop our silliness. We hav all decided Alex will be called
'sandwiches' and when he goes pro in any chosen sport, he'll look back
at his days of youthful abandon seeing portage glacier and think, this
was the say and site that I came into my own and became 'sandwiches'.
We are making history up in this state.

Sunday, June 27, 2010

My first day on vacation

Hello everyone from....Alaska! That's right folks, my little ass flew
up to anchrage last night and today at 6:30 am I was up and at em to
do a little fishing on the Kasilif river at the crooked creek outside
Soldatna. Wow that's a lot of odd vowel and consonant placement. I
didn't catch anything but a fileted salmon carcass and a twig. Really.
But I was in thigh high waders and had a pole with line and hook. I
made it happen.

Thursday, June 24, 2010


Bottles like this strewn on the mean streets of Los Feliz....could it
be people, that some sad sap ready to replenish his electrolytes after
a difficult workout at the gym reaches over for his liter of juice,
only to grab nothing but air? Alas? His bottle of refreshing liquid
has fallen out of his car. Still with the life water in it? Or is it
just urine? I'm going with the latter.

Tuesday, June 22, 2010

New photo!

This new app is fast becoming my favorite. Yeah!

Monday, June 21, 2010

I got a new toy

So the Hipstamatic has a horrible name. And on principle alone I was
avoiding downloading this awesome Photo app on my iPhone. But I
succumbed to the siren song. And am so glad I did. Look at how
dramatic life can look and be captured now! I feel like a Drag queen
putting on make up for the first time. My life will never be the same.
Thank you poorly named app, thank you.

Sunday, June 20, 2010


Of the love from a 10lb package of crazy!

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

My funny dog

That shoe got nuthin' on him. And he knows it.

Thursday, June 03, 2010

When jerks drive...

This is what happens. They leave me 4 inches to climb into my car. If
they drive like a jackass, DMV, they're gonna park like a jackass.
Let's stop the insanity now. And break their jackass windows! Cause
crawling Ono the driver's side from the passengar door is so not lady-
like. Mutha fucka.

Wednesday, June 02, 2010

This is how I spent my morning

Don't be jelly of my jell-o. Yeah I said that.