My first day on vacation

Hello everyone from....Alaska! That's right folks, my little ass flew
up to anchrage last night and today at 6:30 am I was up and at em to
do a little fishing on the Kasilif river at the crooked creek outside
Soldatna. Wow that's a lot of odd vowel and consonant placement. I
didn't catch anything but a fileted salmon carcass and a twig. Really.
But I was in thigh high waders and had a pole with line and hook. I
made it happen.