Tuesday, March 22, 2005

The Ho Patrol is in full effect

Living on the corner of Hollywood and Hooker, I find myself getting a little bored at home, and venturing out to find something interesting to do. Being that I can't party like it's 1999 anymore (that's so 5 years ago!), I took a drive with a couple friends.

During this short drive downmy street, I saw a guy sitting in a grey car call out to another guy walking by his car. This guy comes to his window and talks for a second. Then he walks to the passanger side and talks to the woman sitting in the car. Then guy in question gets into backseat and the car takes off. Next thing you know, curiosity takes over and the Ho Patrol begins chasing this car. I just wanted to see if they were going to park soon, I swear! But alas, after 4 blocks and many right turns and traffic lights, the car lost me. I guess when you're a John, you learn how to shake cars chasing you really well.

This little episode tells me I should think about staying in more.

12 comments:

Brent said...

He he... you sound like a bored Brent... actually Chi-Lan. About 12 Years ago I took my police scanner with me and checked out a prostitution sting... it was funny (in a morbid way) watching these guys flirt with the pretend hookers, and get busted. I thought of how they were dreading telling their wives before getting them out of the pokey. I heard one of the girls real name from the scanner so before I went home I stopped for gas in the gas station they were using.. The girl walked up and said hi to me.. and I said.. "Hello Cindy!!!" what are you doing these days? Her eyes got so big and her face turned bright red.. I laughed and got in my car and drove away... the other cops on the scanner were laughing so hard.

Brent said...

Actually I'm wondering if the friends you talk about involve a former colleague ha ha one that you are pictured with acting .... let's just say pretty free..

Mike "Mooch" said...

"Ho Patrol". That has such a nice ring to it. Sounds like something you'd see on FOX's friday night line-up.

"Ho Patrol!" tonight after "My Big Fat Obnoxious Fiance's Sister's Mother's dog."

Chi-lan, why didn't you leap across their hood a-la William Shatner in T.J. Hooker? THAT would have stopped 'em in their tracks!

Caleb said...

Well, I'm glad the streets of LA are safe with the Ho Patrol on the job.

Brent said...

Hmmm Def... I wonder which one of you is the evil twin...

Brent said...

I believe this board is stagnating... hmmm Come on Chi-Lan festoon us with some of your saber-like wit.

I'll start... which one of you guys is gonna get a PSP? I am not a big gamer but it does look cool.. hey I still have my Sega Game Gear...ha ha. I think the form factor is much better than the gameboy.. ok let the flames begin.

Brent said...

Yeah Trent she is Ok, thanks for asking. The earthquake was near Nias Island, which is quite a distance from the capital Jakarta where she lives.

I talked to her last night so all is cool... you would be amazed, Americans know more about the earthquake than most Indo's because they don't watch TV as much.

Brent said...

I hope our buddy Chi-Lan is ok... this is a long time for her to not post anything.

Mike "Mooch" said...

I'm sure Chi-lan is cool. I'm new to her blog, so I don't know how frequently she updates, but she does seem like she's got alot on her plate judging from earlier entries.

I'll bet she pops on and updates before the week's end!

Brent said...

Chi-Lan could possibly have a new boyfriend.. ha ha and her blog is low on her priority list.

It takes so much money to live there... my sister lives in San Diego and is looking at a house about as big as a 2 bedroom apartment for half a mil. Geeze.

She is looking at a DJ job on the radio there too. So my sister lives close to the edge also. ha ha.

Chi-Lan I hope you are doing great. Siting at your Mac making money.

Caleb said...

Good Point jason

Brent said...

Well I hope we don't have to start the timer. I am curious as to how the magazine gig is coming.