Tuesday, March 22, 2005

The Ho Patrol is in full effect

Living on the corner of Hollywood and Hooker, I find myself getting a little bored at home, and venturing out to find something interesting to do. Being that I can't party like it's 1999 anymore (that's so 5 years ago!), I took a drive with a couple friends.

During this short drive downmy street, I saw a guy sitting in a grey car call out to another guy walking by his car. This guy comes to his window and talks for a second. Then he walks to the passanger side and talks to the woman sitting in the car. Then guy in question gets into backseat and the car takes off. Next thing you know, curiosity takes over and the Ho Patrol begins chasing this car. I just wanted to see if they were going to park soon, I swear! But alas, after 4 blocks and many right turns and traffic lights, the car lost me. I guess when you're a John, you learn how to shake cars chasing you really well.

This little episode tells me I should think about staying in more.

24 comments:

Jason aka Dark Magician 25 said...

Chi Lan, stuff magazine reporter, former television personalty, and most importantly memeber of the Ho Patrol lol. I cant believe you went after a car to see if they were gonna well do what is the most obvious thing for them to do. Yes even on the internet im a little shy to say that.

Also there is not 100% proof that this "John" knew you were behind him. He might have talked to his new friend and said "Hey i know a really great spot where you can service me" lol.

As for staying in i would totaly suggest getting yourself, if you dont already have one, a blockbuster account and renting The Incredibles or Harold anc Kumar Go To White Caslte those movies were funny and good. Like cake.....mmmm cake. Sorry lost my train of thought.

Brent said...

He he... you sound like a bored Brent... actually Chi-Lan. About 12 Years ago I took my police scanner with me and checked out a prostitution sting... it was funny (in a morbid way) watching these guys flirt with the pretend hookers, and get busted. I thought of how they were dreading telling their wives before getting them out of the pokey. I heard one of the girls real name from the scanner so before I went home I stopped for gas in the gas station they were using.. The girl walked up and said hi to me.. and I said.. "Hello Cindy!!!" what are you doing these days? Her eyes got so big and her face turned bright red.. I laughed and got in my car and drove away... the other cops on the scanner were laughing so hard.

Brent said...

Actually I'm wondering if the friends you talk about involve a former colleague ha ha one that you are pictured with acting .... let's just say pretty free..

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Mooch Rex said...

"Ho Patrol". That has such a nice ring to it. Sounds like something you'd see on FOX's friday night line-up.

"Ho Patrol!" tonight after "My Big Fat Obnoxious Fiance's Sister's Mother's dog."

Chi-lan, why didn't you leap across their hood a-la William Shatner in T.J. Hooker? THAT would have stopped 'em in their tracks!

CBSpaceCowboy said...

Well, I'm glad the streets of LA are safe with the Ho Patrol on the job.

chinpokomon said...

Ah... that reminds me of when I worked at this place on Fremont St. in Las Vegas. Those were scary times, at least they cleaned most of that area up now.

defjuxbaby said...

This is a completely irrelavent comment but in any case, my boyfriend saw you on TV and swears up and down that you and I are long lost twins even down to our style of dressing and while I have only seen maybe one or two pictures of you, I dont really see a resemblence other than the fact that we're both Asian. But I read that you're a vegetarian. Me too. So maybe we ARE twins, just not lookswise. :)

Brent said...

Hmmm Def... I wonder which one of you is the evil twin...

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Brent said...

I believe this board is stagnating... hmmm Come on Chi-Lan festoon us with some of your saber-like wit.

I'll start... which one of you guys is gonna get a PSP? I am not a big gamer but it does look cool.. hey I still have my Sega Game Gear...ha ha. I think the form factor is much better than the gameboy.. ok let the flames begin.

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Brent said...

Yeah Trent she is Ok, thanks for asking. The earthquake was near Nias Island, which is quite a distance from the capital Jakarta where she lives.

I talked to her last night so all is cool... you would be amazed, Americans know more about the earthquake than most Indo's because they don't watch TV as much.

Thaman said...

That's great. Thank the Lord!!!!!

Brent said...

I hope our buddy Chi-Lan is ok... this is a long time for her to not post anything.

Jason aka Dark Magician 25 said...

Im sure Chi-Lan is doing fine its just that she busy with her new job at Stuff. Im sure getting ready for her features, planning ahead for the next months issue. All the things that go into something like that is immense. Hope its all going well in Chi-Lan's world though.

Jason aka Dark Magician 25

Ps....in a shameless self promotion i do actually have my own blogspot site now. Its www.myblogsplace.blogspot.com

Jack Gore said...

Where are you Chi-lan?

This is too long for you to disappear.

Mooch Rex said...

I'm sure Chi-lan is cool. I'm new to her blog, so I don't know how frequently she updates, but she does seem like she's got alot on her plate judging from earlier entries.

I'll bet she pops on and updates before the week's end!

Brent said...

Chi-Lan could possibly have a new boyfriend.. ha ha and her blog is low on her priority list.

It takes so much money to live there... my sister lives in San Diego and is looking at a house about as big as a 2 bedroom apartment for half a mil. Geeze.

She is looking at a DJ job on the radio there too. So my sister lives close to the edge also. ha ha.

Chi-Lan I hope you are doing great. Siting at your Mac making money.

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Jason aka Dark Magician 25 said...

Im sure Chi Lan is just busy doing the Stuff magazine thing, probably out being her usual charming self, and of course having a line of guys a mile long begging for some of her time. If your worried im sure she is fine. If she doesnt update for ohh say 8 - 10 months then ill start to worry.

CBSpaceCowboy said...

Good Point jason

Brent said...

Well I hope we don't have to start the timer. I am curious as to how the magazine gig is coming.