Are you ready to absorb the fat of the land?
Well get ready because every day is a fresh hell. -Chi-Lan Lieu
Chi-Lan professional inseam tester. or something like that.You've inspired me to make a blog. I'll have to lay down on a bluescreen and fake pictures of me leaping like a long legged leaping gnome.
One time I was flipping through a martial arts magazine while I was killing time in a bookstore before a movie, and in the back I saw an ad for Chuck Norris action jeans, which apparently allow you to kick higher than you can in normal jeans. And I thought, "damn, I need to get me some of those!" Because you never really know when you'll have to defend yourself from hoodlums. Or ninjas. Or roaming hordes of Visigoths.
Wow Chi-Lan has been on a post spree. 4 in one day, that is just a little of the insane right there. And on an entierly different note have you guys noticed everytime she posts a picture she is always jumping?? Im not saying i mind it the pictures are always good and entertaining but she just keeps jumping....you think she had flubber on her feet or something.
Yeah, she does have alot of jumping pictures. Where you once a gymnist Chi-Lan? I dunno, but like in one of the previous post, You should really consider doing an Ipod commercial. Nice segment on TSS by the way.
She's always jumping because she's making good use of her portable trampoline. Every G4 employee gets one as part of the "healthy workplace" initiative, designed to keep insurance costs down. More exercise -> healthier employees -> fewer doctor visits -> lower premiums.No, I'm just kidding. :-) Maybe she just likes to jump. So you go ahead witcha bad sef, Chi-Lan! *plays Pointer Sisters*
You gotta be careful not to jump on those things on a full stomach did that im gym class and cut the loudest fart possible since then I stay away from those things theyre full of nothing but pain and embarassment. not to mention trying a backflip once and falling on the floor. cool pics btw youre pretty smokin though id much rather see you in a skirt and heels oh yeah ;-).
Hey Chi-Lan, it's me, Jim. I was going through my pictures from last year and saw the one of us at Point Reyes, so I looked you up. Incidentally, Gary Lau wants your job! We should touch base again!
After all the rain you guys had... I'm going to call you "Puddle Jumper"I hope you haven't had a problem with flooding.
Hey Chi-lan, Lookin fine as always. Your biggest pre-teen fan, TrentWhy did I write this in tha form of a letter????I dunno
Unicronz, damn that story tells me you're an outcast. welcome to my special club. And Boss of Sad is totally right about the trampoline. We all had to sign a disclosure agreement about the product all we G4 employees have tethered to our appendages. I'm on a jumping picture posting spree. It'll be a while before you see me with my feet on the ground.
Wow, I miss a day or two and you blogged a LOT Chi-Lan! Keep up the good work and keep jumping! You're inspiring me to get off my butt and get back to exercising! And I like the new product reviews too. They look like a lot of fun to make.
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