I got a new toy

So the Hipstamatic has a horrible name. And on principle alone I was
avoiding downloading this awesome Photo app on my iPhone. But I
succumbed to the siren song. And am so glad I did. Look at how
dramatic life can look and be captured now! I feel like a Drag queen
putting on make up for the first time. My life will never be the same.
Thank you poorly named app, thank you.

Attack!

Of the love from a 10lb package of crazy!

My funny dog

That shoe got nuthin' on him. And he knows it.

When jerks drive...

This is what happens. They leave me 4 inches to climb into my car. If
they drive like a jackass, DMV, they're gonna park like a jackass.
Let's stop the insanity now. And break their jackass windows! Cause
crawling Ono the driver's side from the passengar door is so not lady-
like. Mutha fucka.

This is how I spent my morning

Don't be jelly of my jell-o. Yeah I said that.