127 Hours

127 hours is one gruesome film. Sone dude fainted in the theater. I thought they'd stop the film. But nope. And we missed a crucial moment. And paid attention to the commotion in the theater. Hey put something shiny in front of this chick and I'm gonna look!

My mom's wisdom.

My mom says 'you got the wrong sized foil. You KNOW our family uses the long foil. So why get the short foil? You've wasted my time. now take it back to Costco.' there's nothing like a mother's love....

Dragonfruit

The name is so cool, I wish it didn't taste like regurgitated tongue of the neighborhood bully you chewed off to show him who's boss. But alas...

Domesticity

Doing yard sale. Lady says 'here take this $1.15, I'll go to car for .85.' that hustler never came back. I got burned!

BBR needs to decide which man to love...

While shooting, BBR found two unconscious mates. Who will win his heart?