I'm at the Roast os David Hasselhoff

And they have this huge statue of him diving. It feels like a silicone
dildo. True story. Now. Who I gonna hassle the hoff?!

Rarely...

Rarely do things blow my mind. But this scene of my floors being torn
up outside my front door? That did it. I live in a money pit.

Cats and dogs premiere

I'm interviewing a stray. My career is taking off!

Hollywood walk of fame turns 50

And the kicked off a day of events with these dancers and drummers.
Super impressive. This ain't no drum circle.

Nothing like living in LA

Passing by a storefront, I see this sign. Although teens and seniors
aren't welcome in some spaces, this establishment welcomes them whole-
heartedly. What a great place .... To make banana cry.