Moose resting peacefully after arriving home. First thing he does? Goes into my bathroom and pees to let the rug know, The Boss is back in town b*tch. Then straight to relaxing.

This is the 178 time moose has taught my rug a lesson. Listen, I'm all or working out your issues, but this is getting messy. And smelly. And this battle has become a full on war-for me! And I'm losing the whole 'keeping my rug pee free' fight. Aaarrrggghhhh. Moose??!!!?!!